April 2011
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Just Peachy, Thank You
It’s days like this where I find myself in a field of fire. Or perhaps I’m walking with blisters on my feet and freezing my ass off at 4am. Either way, today was fucking hell… unpleasant.
May I word vomit in your ear?
I‘ve always disliked the human race. Ever since I was little and being told that consuming is a good thing. I knew it was wrong and I knew they knew they...
March 2011
Osk: 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Is Un-American (Funny... →
sarahosk:
Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3….
It's such a beautiful day outside.
LIBYA HAS CALLED A TRUCE →
mooglets:
Libya’s government is declaring an immediate ceasefire, hours after a UN Security Council resolution backed a no-fly zone over the country.
Libyan Foreign Minister Mussa Kussa said the ceasefire was intended “to protect civilians”.
The UN resolution supported “all necessary measures” to protect civilians, short of an occupation.
Western powers had been discussing how to enforce...
So I'm sitting here...
… next to my window. It’s about 1pm and the 12 o’ clock church chimes go off. Eastern Standard Time, Thank you.
Am I going to name my first son after...
toska-saudade:
Why yes. Yes, I am.
Ivan Hannibal Ebersole is a badass name. Just saying.
Thanks. Now I’m gonna go to work and everyones gonna be all like, “OMG Ivan’s totally blushing, wtf happened?”
Haha! I love you.
Alright... it's about that time.
I need some sleep. Tomorrow may just be the worst day of the week.
anderbrosarchive asked: The Horror Of Our Love by Ludo is on my iPod.
I don't know how it got there.
I'm terrified.
I don't know how it got there.
I'm terrified.
Anonymous asked: What is the function of a rubber duck?
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
Do whatcha can
In response to the quake, The Red Cross has already launched efforts in Japan. Visit: Redcross.org or text REDCROSS to 90999 to donate $10 from your phone.
The world is spinning far to fast and these sneakers have no grip. So drown me...